House Rules

I read somewhere that a blog is like your virtual living room. I like that. I like it a lot. I tend to think of it as a big dormitory where anyone can wander around and come and go as they please. And just as in the dorm, you need some rules:

1. Do not come into my room and pee on the carpeting.
2. Peeping toms are not welcome. Peeping is creepy. Come in and say hi or don't come in at all. And if you like me, I bet I'll like you!
   
3. No one forced you to come in. If you don't like me or the activities in my room, you are free to go.
4. Don't get offended if I install a peephole or require that people identify themselves when speaking in my living room.
5. I can lock my door if I want to. Take it personally or don't.
   
6. If you'd like, please invite me to your room. I'd love to visit and I promise to abide by these rules there.
   

So, that's all. Until I have the time to vomit up everything that prompted this post.